help me decorate my first American Christmas. I wanna go all Martin Crane on it

Sulla I have a "tacky" garden and wanted to get some orange and black flamingoes but was waiting until the half-off after Halloween sale …. waited too long and watched some greedy lady take the last ones in the store so will have to try again next year.


I keep collecting those white deer with none functioning lights from free boxes at yard sales … they are super at sunrise when the sun lights them up !