Least favorite Holiday as well?

Why the fuck is everyone saying Valentines Day? Isn't anyone "getting any"? Find a significant other, "get some", and then you'll see the charm! Sheesh!

Need some help? Here's a tip:

Delineate five single people in your orbit that you can ask on a date. Just five. Then actually ask each one and go down the line. ONE of those five people is going to say yes. No one is SO fucked up that he/she cant get one out of five single people to go on a date with them.

Wait... that's not true... this guy is all fucked up...