Would you name your kid after a superhero?

Dec 24, 2018 1:27:53 GMT Vassaggo said:

Me and the ex had a pregnancy scare once. (Neither of us wanted kids, but she couldn't remember to take her pills for shit in the beginning. I told her that's what the sugar pills in the packs are for, but she would skip those and sometimes forget to take the first actual pill.) I had her convinced for Vassago Daemon for a boy and Lilith Nyx for a girl. We would've called it by their middle name. I go by my middle and so does she. Not exactly superhero names mind you, just thought I'd share.

The problem with this is that you might still have children one day... and you might still name them one of those dumb ass names.

Fuck it. I got better choices for you: Name them Gotham if its a boy or Thorin if its a girl. It'll be an improvement.

Vassago Daemon or Lilith Nyx... did you get those from the local satanic death cult registry? Was Voldemort already taken? Do want the children to have a complex? Is that it? Life is hard as it is man. Don't give them another hurdle before they're even born.