If You Could Have The Career Of Any Athlete In History......

Joe was booed by Yankee fans until he streak in 1941. He held out one season. And he wasn't Lou Gehrig. Mantle got the same treatment because he wasn't DiMaggio. DiMaggio supposedly beat the living shit out of his first wife. He would have thumped Norma Jean but he didn't dare to. And he played ball in WWII. Might as well have stayed with the Yankees. He was a surly shit too. But he made a mean cup of coffee.

Best Marilyn-Joe story. When Monroe came back from entertaining troops in Korea. She rhapsodized about her reception and said "Oh Joe, you have never heard such cheering" To which he replied "Oh yes. I have". Duh Marilyn...