Post by Marv on Jan 16, 2019 23:09:02 GMT
Amity...2020...the beaches have been peaceful for years. The memory of Chief Brody is encapsulated in a memorial plaque in town hall that nobody seems to notice. Fourth of July is coming up and the beaches are booming.....FOR SUPPER!!!
Enter shark attack...newly elected 22 yr old parapalegic half black half native american lesbian mayor is attempting to organize a group of experts and fishermen to put a stop to the menace so the beaches may stay open when the sound of nails on a chalkboard draw their attention to the 93 yr old man in the room. We know him as Quint!!! Turns out a scratch on the belly is all he had and he swam back to shore shortly after Brody and Hooper. He leads a team of rookies and oddballs into the ocean where they are picked off one by one because this shark...was made by Predators!!! So the sharks invisible but only in the water (see what i did there) and if its dry you can see it but its got jaws like a praying mantis and is one ugly sonofabitch. Explosions and whatnot...boom...Quint is the only survivor after eliminating the beast but dies on the way back to shore when a chestburster alien bursts from his torso...cut to black!!
Oscar!
Enter shark attack...newly elected 22 yr old parapalegic half black half native american lesbian mayor is attempting to organize a group of experts and fishermen to put a stop to the menace so the beaches may stay open when the sound of nails on a chalkboard draw their attention to the 93 yr old man in the room. We know him as Quint!!! Turns out a scratch on the belly is all he had and he swam back to shore shortly after Brody and Hooper. He leads a team of rookies and oddballs into the ocean where they are picked off one by one because this shark...was made by Predators!!! So the sharks invisible but only in the water (see what i did there) and if its dry you can see it but its got jaws like a praying mantis and is one ugly sonofabitch. Explosions and whatnot...boom...Quint is the only survivor after eliminating the beast but dies on the way back to shore when a chestburster alien bursts from his torso...cut to black!!
Oscar!