List of losers who posted on Presidents Day

What kind of senseless simpleton has the unadulterated arrogance to post on one of the holiest of holy days of the year? February 18, aka President’s Day, the day that celebrates the birth of our holy savior Dennis Martinez, is a day of prayer, remembrance and beer drinking, NOT rambling on about what is Steph Curry’s favorite color or how Fred Dryer should have won an Oscar for playing Hunter or whining about how Professional Foot Rubbing competitions should be an Olympic Sport. It’s a day you spend with your family, or your sexy neighbor or the other convicts in the cafeteria. It’s a day for bathing, playing Scrabble, pyromania, digging graves and praising our Lord Martinez, a Hall of Famer whose career 3.70 ERA is .20 lower than Jack Morris’s.


Only the scum of the earth would desecrate this hallowed of days by posting in an internet forum, like these losers:



TimLincecum_55

BoSuxFool

Father Jack

WullieFort

crimeboss

DSDSquared

sdm3

screamingtreefrogs

smurfbate

You_Got_A_Stew_Goin_Baby

Male Rider 69

Aj_June

Xeliou66

No_Socks_Here

DC-Fan

Jep Gambardella

MrFurious

OrsonSwelles

nutsberryfarm

FrankSobotka1514

bluerisk

hi224

OldSamVimes

Johnny-Come-Lately

Marv

aj_boy_forever

President Baltar

onethreetwo

millar70

poelzig

Carl LaFong

Rufus-T

masterofallgoons

themanwithnoshame

JHA Durant

hoskotafe3

hamsterman11

pimpinainteasy

weststigersbob

twothousandonemark

klawrencio79

NJtoTX

ReyKahuka

Jackie Chiles

shadyvsesham

cwsims

colaghost

DC-Fan


And despite a record number of Sandusky award nominees, there can only be one winner. The winner, should be locked up along side the worst of society, like Scott Peterson, Michael Jace, Jared Fogle, Rod Blagojevich, Vic Mackey and Bill Cosby. And you know what happens to people in prison who post on President’s Day? That’s why they have protective custody! President’s Day posters are the lowest of society. And when you get out of prison, you’re on the Marcos Law website and can’t live with 300 yards of a school. That’s if you survive prison.



The Sandusky winner is:



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