Are you the type of person who loves to be affectionate with cute doggies?

You appear to be lumping all members of the dog family into one category. Are you sure you'd like to be lumped into one specific category - not of your choosing - with all other Humans?

I often kissed furry family members, on top of the head. In return, I was often rewarded with a single lick - or sometimes a couple - on the hand or perhaps the cheek.

And none of our family members enjoyed rolling around in filth. In fact, one family member, upon discovering he had a dirty behind, would go to the laundry and wait to be cleaned up by his mum. According to him, I was the adopted one.