Shelved CASABLANCA sequel "Brazzaville"

I see Rick and Renault (played by Adam Sandler and Ben Stiller) becoming gay lovers. They comb the docks, the bars and the prisons to recruit an elite commando (guest appearances here for Segal, Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Van Damme, Diesel, Norris, etc) and head north to fight Rommel. During a stand-off with a renegade Nazi colonel, played by Dolph Lundgren, Rick agrees that they should not be fighting each other as Nazi and American idealogies are so similar. They tie the dissenting Renault naked to a camel and whip him off into the desert without water. (His fate is left open for a possible further sequel). They merge their forces and set about exterminating Moslems, in the course of which rescuing Ilsa from Ferrari's brothel. After killing half a million civilians, Rick returns to the US and is awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor, but then falls foul of HUAC because he aided that commie Laszlo and because he is gay. 

Someone on this board lamented the dearth of films to make Americans proud. Well, this one ticks all the boxes.

Big mistake to call it "Brazzaville". It should be called "Casablanca II", even though no-one goes within a thousand miles of the place.