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Films where one of the characters crack a joke Mar 4, 2019 14:21:59 GMT mikef6 likes this

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Post by BATouttaheck on Mar 4, 2019 14:21:59 GMT

CASABLANCA

Captain Renault: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Captain Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed.

Rick: And remember, this gun is pointed right at your heart.
Captain Renault: That is my *least* vulnerable spot.

Captain Renault: Carl, see that Major Strasser gets a good table, one close to the ladies.
Carl: I have already given him the best, knowing he is German and would take it anyway.

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