Former Heavyweight Boxing Champion is Now a 'Bigfoot' Hunter

Mar 9, 2019 7:08:36 GMT TheGoodMan19 said:

Ever wonder why ghosts only show up in creepy places where the human mind would try to give shape to the uncomfortable feeling of isolation or the unknown?  Why don't ghosts walk down main street at noon or give the middle finger to the billions of selfies being taken every day?  These media paranormal investigators seem to find paranormal energy in every location they visit, it's as if their careers depend on it. 

You'd think ghosts would just talk to you like Yoda instead of posing as a soft glow behind Aunt Ester in a family photo.  You'd think they'd punch you in the face instead of just knocking your remote off the end table.  You'd think they'd watch you screw or watch a woman masturbate but nobody ever seems to be thinking of ghosts during that kind of activity, so they never show up.  Funny how that works. 

It's always the woods at 3 AM or the basement of a three hundred year old building.  Ghosts never sit in the audience during SNL or front row at a game.  They lead such boring un-lives, no wonder they're so pissed off.  Why are they so elusive?  You're a ghost, why do you care if people see you or not?  What can anyone do to you, you're a ghost!   

Ghosts don't trouble me.  Adult human beings who believe in ghosts trouble me.