Funny misheard lyrics

A misheard lyric is called a "mondegreen", by the way, which is what Tiger Woods says on his cell phone. There are plenty of explanations of that on the web.

Some of mine:

For the longest time I thought Elton was singing "She's got electric boobs". You probably know the song. Funny there is a lot of similar imagery in this thread.

anybody recognize these?

"I'm not talkin' bout the linen and I don't want to change your life." big hit
"I see a bathroom on the right." another big hit
"Wrapped up like a douche, another roller in the night." HUGE hit