Max Muncy

How do the Dodgers find these dipshit castoffs like Muncy and Justin Turner, basically the 25th guy on someone else's roster, and turn them into all-stars?  One of the things I always say, possibly to the annoyance of others, is how I always say that every time I look up, there's Justin Turner standing on second base.  Every.  Single.  Time. 

On the Mets, yeah he hustled, but he was nothing more than cannon fodder for another team's closer.