Post by dirtypillows on May 23, 2019 6:05:51 GMT
She was also the laziest person I have ever encountered. One time she called me on the phone and said "Oh, Toddy! You've got to come over and take down my Christmas tree... it's got me wild!" This was in July, mind you. So I drive over to her place and she is laying on the sofa in her Grandma nightgown, her hair flying in all directions, teetering on inertia... For my troubles, she offered me two day old rice-a-roni...
"There's some rice-a-roni on the stove, help yourself..." I am absolutely cracking up as I recall these minor misadventures.
Hope the rice-a-roni was good for all your troubles. I actually like Rice-a-roni.
She had a boyfriend for about a year, and I guess he had money, though I could never pinpoint what he did for a living; but, anyway, she actually intimidated him into having a house built for her (yes!) and all according to her specs. And this is just hard to adjust to this kind of perspective, but she would gush to me how exciting it all was and the "piece de resistance" was a "Christmas tree closet"... she had the xmas tree fitted with wheels and then just put it in this closet.
"Just dust her off and wheel her out..." - She actually said that. I can't even imagine it now, but there you have it. Wow. I am being flooded with these memories. Damn, she was a HOOT!!!
She dumped him after she came home one day and found him dressing up in her clothes! Oh, my God! I couldn't even make this stuff up if I tried!