The MOST Ridiculous thing about "D2: The Mighty Ducks"
Jun 4, 2019 22:27:16 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2019 22:27:16 GMT
Not the fact that a rag tag bunch of last place regional pee wee kids are now Team USA.
It's that after they lose 12-1 to Iceland in their first meeting, Coach Bombay actually starts Goldberg at goalie in their second match. He gave up 12 f*ing goals in their first meeting!
Julie the cat Gaffney is ridiculously good at practice. The Ducks pride themselves on offense, they suck at defense. At practice even Adam f*ing Banks can't score on Gaffney.
Why is Gordon their coach?
It's that after they lose 12-1 to Iceland in their first meeting, Coach Bombay actually starts Goldberg at goalie in their second match. He gave up 12 f*ing goals in their first meeting!
Julie the cat Gaffney is ridiculously good at practice. The Ducks pride themselves on offense, they suck at defense. At practice even Adam f*ing Banks can't score on Gaffney.
Why is Gordon their coach?