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Post by Salzmank on Apr 23, 2017 4:11:27 GMT
That's the answer. Uh-huh, yup, definitely. Question is, why didn't I think of it before? Oh, I know why: the core-of-hollow-Earth-residing, blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilian Illuminati aliens controlled my mind and put the thought out of it. Gotta be it. Is there any likelier answer? I think not! There's no evidence to prove they exist. But there's also no evidence to prove that they don't. It's all connected, MAN!  It's the aliens, MAN, the aliens! They're after us, controlling out every move! Don't trust the police, the government, or even your friends and family! They're all in on the conspiracy, MAN! I'm using too many exclamation marks, MAN! I'm waiting for my English teachers from high school to track me down and stop me from using them.... MAN! (Oh, good Lord. I actually knew a person who spoke like this and believed this stuff. I'm not joking, God help us.) |
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