Theories on why IMDb message boards were closed (and wiped)

Theories on why IMDb message boards were closed (and wiped) Apr 23, 2017 4:26:13 GMT Salzmank likes this

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Post by coldenhaulfield on Apr 23, 2017 4:26:13 GMT

Apr 23, 2017 4:11:27 GMT Salzmank said:

Apr 23, 2017 4:08:20 GMT coldenhaulfield said:

There's no evidence to prove they exist. But there's also no evidence to prove that they don't. It's all connected, MAN!

It's the aliens, MAN, the aliens! They're after us, controlling out every move! Don't trust the police, the government, or even your friends and family! They're all in on the conspiracy, MAN! I'm using too many exclamation marks, MAN! I'm waiting for my English teachers from high school to track me down and stop me from using them....

MAN!

(Oh, good Lord. I actually knew a person who spoke like this and believed this stuff. I'm not joking, God help us.)