Phil Donahue has all the appeal of week old mashed potatoes.
With glasses embedded into them.
I know someone who sat next to John C Reilly on a flight, chatted about movies.
"Learn from me, if not by my precepts, at least by my example, how dangerous is the acquirement of knowledge and how much happier that man is who believes his native town to be the world, than he who aspires to become greater than his nature will allow." Frankenstein