Yet Another Lame Email Scam

Oh, not you, Catman!  Those bad, lazy scammers!  And, au contraire, you still work, taking care of those sweet kitties and Catwoman.

Just curious, how long is your hair?  Mine is back to waist-length.  I was growing it out, then cutting off the braid to stockpile enough of my own hair in case I ever had to go through chemo again.  I could have a wig made of my own hair.  My father always rolled his eyes at my long, hippie-like hair!