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Post by fjenkins on Aug 22, 2019 17:18:13 GMT
Guy on first date... Her: So what do you do? Him: I play for the St. Louis Battlehawks Her: Him: You know, the football league owned by Vince McMahon? Her: Him: I play wide receiver. We’re only two games behind the Houston Roughnecks. If we beat the Tampa Bay Vipers we’ll get a wildcard. Her: (looks at phone) Oh sorry, I have to go, my father just died. Good luck with your thing. Then he changes the name on the back of his jersey to "She Hate Me"
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