Prince of Persia. Honestly the only movie I can think of that I really really hated. But I'd probably watch it again if it was on TV and I had no other options and I wanted to watch a movie.
You know everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle! Your stories have NONE of that. They're not even amusing ACCIDENTALLY! "Honey, I'd like you to meet Del Griffith, he's got some amusing anecodotes for you. Oh and here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it."