Post by sdm3 on Oct 22, 2019 11:36:29 GMT
My confidence is a little shaken after being soundly out-picked by Mrs. sdm, who chooses winners based on little more than which logos she likes more. Still...
Washington @ Minnesota - Hey, it's the Case Keenum returns game! I'm sure we all remember what happened the last time Keenum played at US Bank Stadium. We'll be hearing about the Minneapolis Miracle a lot during the pregame show (if anyone's going to watch that). Well it'll take a similar miracle for the Redskins to win here. VIKINGS win obviously.
Tampa Bay @ Tennessee - The Titans just won, therefore they'll lose this week. BUCCANEERS come out firing and win.
Arizona @ New Orleans - I'm done picking against the SAINTS. (now watch them lose as a result of this comment)
Cincinnati @ LA Rams - Did you know that Bengals coach Zac Taylor was Jared Goff's QB coach last season? That essentially means he sat next to him on the bench, holding one of Sean McVay's clipboards. RAMS win.
NY Jets @ Jacksonville - I'm not worried by the Jets and their disastrous performance last night. The Pats have been making a LOT of QBs look atrocious this season. JETS bounce back and win in Duval.
Denver @ Indianapolis - Not picking against the COLTS anymore this season. They dropped a weird one to the Raiders the other week, but Darius Leonard is back now and the Colts are rolling with confidence. Want to sell out stopping the run and force Brissett to throw it? Uh oh, he can.
NY Giants @ Detroit - Eh, LIONS I guess.
LA Chargers @ Chicago - I'm expecting the BEARS to show what I expected them to show last week. Chargers seem done to me.
Philadelphia @ Buffalo - BILLS and their tough defense punishes Wentz and Josh Allen has a big game!! Bills go 6-1 and TheGoodMan begins to feel... hope.
Seattle @ Atlanta - Ryan might not even play. Enter Matt Schaub. Sucks for my fantasy team and sucks for the Falcons. Plus the SEAHAWKS just lost and it's hard to see them losing twice in a row.
Carolina @ San Francisco - McCaffrey gets tested. The Bucs showed that McAffrey can be limited. The 49ERS have a stout defense and will win to remain undefeated, yet still get no respect by people who've never heard of Kyle Allen.
Cleveland @ New England - Much like my Titans/Chargers premonition last week, another vision has seared itself into my mind; a single thought appearing suddenly and unprompted, clear as daylight. I'm not sure where these prophecies are coming from, but I can't ignore them. In this case, it says... "I GUARANTEE (BoSoxRules style) the PATRIOTS win this game."
Oakland @ Houston - Look for Josh Jacobs and the RAIDERS to come in and stun the Texans in Houston at a time when citizens are still reeling from being STUNNED by the Nats!
Green Bay @ Kansas City - Oh, it's Matt Moore. PACKERS win and they ought to be very worried if they don't.
Miami @ Pittsburgh - A team that's quickly lost its biggest talents, and the Dolphins. Hmm, I think I'll take the STEELERS.
Washington @ Minnesota - Hey, it's the Case Keenum returns game! I'm sure we all remember what happened the last time Keenum played at US Bank Stadium. We'll be hearing about the Minneapolis Miracle a lot during the pregame show (if anyone's going to watch that). Well it'll take a similar miracle for the Redskins to win here. VIKINGS win obviously.
Tampa Bay @ Tennessee - The Titans just won, therefore they'll lose this week. BUCCANEERS come out firing and win.
Arizona @ New Orleans - I'm done picking against the SAINTS. (now watch them lose as a result of this comment)
Cincinnati @ LA Rams - Did you know that Bengals coach Zac Taylor was Jared Goff's QB coach last season? That essentially means he sat next to him on the bench, holding one of Sean McVay's clipboards. RAMS win.
NY Jets @ Jacksonville - I'm not worried by the Jets and their disastrous performance last night. The Pats have been making a LOT of QBs look atrocious this season. JETS bounce back and win in Duval.
Denver @ Indianapolis - Not picking against the COLTS anymore this season. They dropped a weird one to the Raiders the other week, but Darius Leonard is back now and the Colts are rolling with confidence. Want to sell out stopping the run and force Brissett to throw it? Uh oh, he can.
NY Giants @ Detroit - Eh, LIONS I guess.
LA Chargers @ Chicago - I'm expecting the BEARS to show what I expected them to show last week. Chargers seem done to me.
Philadelphia @ Buffalo - BILLS and their tough defense punishes Wentz and Josh Allen has a big game!! Bills go 6-1 and TheGoodMan begins to feel... hope.
Seattle @ Atlanta - Ryan might not even play. Enter Matt Schaub. Sucks for my fantasy team and sucks for the Falcons. Plus the SEAHAWKS just lost and it's hard to see them losing twice in a row.
Carolina @ San Francisco - McCaffrey gets tested. The Bucs showed that McAffrey can be limited. The 49ERS have a stout defense and will win to remain undefeated, yet still get no respect by people who've never heard of Kyle Allen.
Cleveland @ New England - Much like my Titans/Chargers premonition last week, another vision has seared itself into my mind; a single thought appearing suddenly and unprompted, clear as daylight. I'm not sure where these prophecies are coming from, but I can't ignore them. In this case, it says... "I GUARANTEE (BoSoxRules style) the PATRIOTS win this game."
Oakland @ Houston - Look for Josh Jacobs and the RAIDERS to come in and stun the Texans in Houston at a time when citizens are still reeling from being STUNNED by the Nats!
Green Bay @ Kansas City - Oh, it's Matt Moore. PACKERS win and they ought to be very worried if they don't.
Miami @ Pittsburgh - A team that's quickly lost its biggest talents, and the Dolphins. Hmm, I think I'll take the STEELERS.