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Post by fjenkins on Nov 12, 2019 16:06:42 GMT
What kind of senseless scatterbrain has the half-baked conceit to post on one of the holiest of holy days of the year? November 11, aka Veterans Day, the day that celebrates America’s and the world’s great athlete’s birthday, Hall of Famer Pie Traynor, is a day of prayer, remembrance and litter training, NOT rambling on about what Steph Curry’s favorite Back Street Boys song is or whining on about how there’s no foot cream sold at Major League parks or complaining about how the WNBA’s tickets are so expensive. Veterans Day is a day you traditionally lick toads, walk around a Walmart with no pants on, or painting your nails the color of jubilance. It’s always been a day for changing your car battery, running a brothel, repeating things, being repetitious, repeating things, and studying up to be master of all time, space and dimension. It’s a day to celebrate Hall of Famer Pie Traynor, a man so studly, when he was born, his parents named him after a dessert. His sister Ice-Cream Traynor was a track star in the Olympics and his brother Carmel Apple Traynor was won the arm wrestling championship of the world in both 1922 and 1923.
Only the scum of the earth would desecrate this hallowed of days by posting in an internet forum, like these losers:
TimLincecum_55
BoSuxFool
Father Jack
WullieFort
crimeboss
DSDSquared
sdm3
screamingtreefrogs
smurfbate
You_Got_A_Stew_Goin_Baby
Male Rider 69
Aj_June
Xeliou66
No_Socks_Here
DC-Fan
Jep Gambardella
MrFurious
OrsonSwelles
nutsberryfarm
bluerisk
hi224
OldSamVimes
anthonyrocks
Johnny-Come-Lately
Marv
aj_boy_forever
FrankSobotka1514
President Baltar
onethreetwo
poelzig
Carl LaFong
Rufus-T
masterofallgoons
themanwithnoshame
JHA Durant
hoskotafe3
hamsterman11
pimpinainteasy
weststigersbob
twothousandonemark
klawrencio79
NJtoTX
ReyKahuka
Jackie Chiles
millar70
shadyvsesham
cwsims
millar70
colaghost
millar70
And despite a record number of Sandusky award nominees, there can only be one winner and this winner is pure scum. This winner should have to suffer the “work on the homies here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch” scene from Pulp Fiction. He should be sat in a small room and forced to watch “Johnny B Good” over and over. He should be made to go a whole weekend without his phone.
The Sandusky winner is.
Xeliou66
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