Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift...

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift... Dec 25, 2019 22:27:52 GMT FridayOnElmStreet likes this

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Post by msdemos on Dec 25, 2019 22:27:52 GMT

Dec 25, 2019 21:36:43 GMT FridayOnElmStreet said:

...ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!

Hallelujah!

Holy shit!

Where's the Tylenol?

Done !!

I'm guessing you'll be hearing from him VERY soon.......possibly even in person at your residence tonight (in case you're wondering how that would even be possible, I work for the NSA......yes, THAT NSA......and I was able to determine your identity, your place of residence, your place of employment, and kindly passed on a copy of your Christmas wish directly to him after also accessing all of his personal information!)!

Happy Holidays from your friendly NSA !!

P.S.

You aren't varying your passwords enough on all of your different internet accounts......and those you do use are MUCH too simplistic to provide even basic security. And, uh.....you may want to delete a few of those "questionable" photos you've saved on your smart phone. Just a word to the wise....

SAVE FERRIS