I'm sorry, Bobby Abreu isn't remotely a Hall of Famer

I don't think he should be a Hall of Famer, but here are a partial list of players who have worse WAR than Abreu:

Ichiro, Yogi Berra, Willie Stargell, Vladimir Guerrero, Hank Greenberg, Mike Piazza, Bill Dickey, Whitey Ford, Kirby Puckett, Jim Rice, Ralph Kiner.

As for Jeff Kent - - Ian Kinsler is above Jeff Kent and played three fewer years than Kent did (Abreu beats him too). I have no earthly idea why anyone believes Jeff Kent should be in the Hall of Fame.