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Post by mattgarth on Feb 2, 2020 16:20:51 GMT
Noir Romance _______________________________________
She was cute as lace pants.
Were you out with a guy who thought 'No' was a three-letter word?
I treated her like a pair of gloves -- when I was cold, I called her up.
I never think of our moments together without nausea.
You counted on your beauty with guys -- even ones you were going to kill.
No names, no addresses -- just companions for the evening.
If I had been a ranch, they would have named me 'The Bar Nothing.'
You wouldn't know love if it hit you in the face.
When men get around me, they get allergic to wedding rings.
Doesn't it ever enter a man's head that a woman can do without him?
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