|
|
Post by sadsaak on Mar 5, 2020 10:12:53 GMT
I was sitting on the wall outside my house when one of my neighbours came up and said, " Notice anything? The street is empty. Coronavirus."
And I replied, "Bollocks. The street is empty because it is pissing down with rain."
And he said, "The government ought to do something"
And I replied, "Do what? Have a word with God and tell Him to stop the rain?"
And my neighbour sighed and went on his way and left me sitting in the rain because I didn't have enough sense to get out of it.
|
|