MAGA cult leader opens all churches this weekend.

In order to appeal to his cult following, the Republican's President has declared that all churches, synagogues, mosques, and temples are now "essential services." He says he is overruling any governor's order that would keep them closed. He has no authority to override the governors, but when has he ever let a technicality like legality or ethics or common courtesy stop him from doing anything?

"We want our churches and our places of faith and worship, we want them to open, and CDC is going to be I believe today they're going to be issuing a very strong recommendation and I'm going to be talking about that in a little while," the unelected president said, pretending to give a damn about religion.