OT: The Bristol Emu. Has it reached you yet?

OT: The Bristol Emu. Has it reached you yet? May 30, 2020 19:32:25 GMT via mobile

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Breaking: police just shot it.

j/k

Oooh... They wouldn't be popular if they did.

People like saying when they've seen it... It's the people's emu.

And if they've escaped from somewhere... They can't have their emu back now.

She's a local celebrity and enjoys living free in the countryside.