What's your sports goal in life?

Mine is to play Lebron 1-on-1 and here's how the play goes.  I start with the ball, dribble down the left side and put a spin move on him.  He's super athletic so he keeps up with my spin.  At the end of my spin though I go up like I'm going to do a weak layup, but I explode for a dunk.  The collateral force of my feet in his chest knock him to the ground under me right as I dunk the ball into the basket.  I hold onto the rim so I don't fall on him, and I just swing on the rim for a few seconds, until he looks up at me, at which point I grab my nuts like Tarzan.