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Post by Rey Kahuka on Oct 15, 2020 12:39:23 GMT
Guess I'll go into a cryogenic chamber so I can collect my winnings. Captain's log, Stardate 20221. We have departed Earth for the neutral planetoid code-named Babel. Since it is in our sector, the Enterprise has been assigned to transport ambassadors of Philadelphia-based basketball team the 76ers to a vitally important council. The issues of the council are politically complex and highly sensitive, with their host city's fans said to be angry that the franchise's long-running "Process" has yet to culminate in any discernible success. The conference will consider the continued accumulation of assets in the 76ers' continued efforts to win a playoff series.  Captain's Log, supplemental: We have encountered a highly volatile life form identifying itself as screamingtreefrogsv38745558769. It has an odd obsession with insisting all Philadelphia players are all time greats while also insisting they aren't winning because they're still obtaining assets. We caught him accessing old video logs of 21st century entertainment. Even the computer had a hard time finding them, that's how irrelevant these so called celebrities were to history. screamingtreefrogs appears to be relatively harmless, though we are prepared to blow him out of the airlock if he continues to compare various crew members to characters from something called WWE.
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