I Honestly Don't Get Transgender

I am agnostic at best. Faaarrrr away from the rightwingers. I am extremely into the sciences, especially prehistory. For the life of me, I don't understand the tranny tolerance these days. If I said that I identified as a Oldsmobile, would you change my oil? Rotate my tires? Touch my dipstick? .....or would you have me committed, so that I could get some sorely-needed help?

penis = man
vagina = woman

End of story.