Deer need to all die

I don't want needless suffering, just fast quick deaths, but no more from their suicides in front of my car. I had a good car. Loved it. But some big old punk deer wanted to kill itself just to destroy my car.

They've been trying to get me for a long time. Punk ass deer! Anybody likes a live deer is not my friend. Anybody who likes a dead deer might be my friend.

The only good deer is a dead deer that isn't in the road.