What other teams should change their names?

Not because they’re racist or anything like that but more because they’re just dumb or inappropriate.

Sacramento Kings - the most irrelevant franchise in all of sports and they call themselves the Kings? Kings of what?

Utah Jazz - while I think Jazz is a cool name, and was appropriate when located in New Orleans, Salt Lake City isn’t exactly a hotbed for John Coltrane albums.

Columbus Blue Jackets - I don’t know what a Blue Jacket is referring to here and I don’t care enough to look it up, but it’s lame whatever it means.

Minnesota Wild - I hate like 98% of names that don’t end in S or X. This one is about the worst.

Denver Nuggets - I always think of boogers when I think of nuggets. Or chicken from McDonalds.

Green Bay Packers - people who put things in containers is worthy of an NFL name? Even though Aaron Rodgers is most definitely a fudge packer, still a weird choice.

Washington Nationals - they couldn’t have picked a more boring name if they tried.