Post by timshelboy on Mar 26, 2021 10:19:47 GMT
I've started inventing my own
Suggestion for THE NIGHT PORTER
Viewers are advised that thiis film is not intended to represent the majority experience of the many women who make the positive life choice to date an escaped Nazi Officer.. Gwyneth Paltrow herself,( Academy award winner, global megaster, wellness guru, entrepreneur, poster girl for grown up marital dissolution, purveor of candles fashioned after her nethers, and ethical porn adviser) has confirmed that the content of this film should really be no more challenging to audiences than - oooh, say THE LITTLE MERMAID or FINDING NEMO. Please click the following link to experience Gwynnie showing solidarity by performing a glove striptease in a muir cap for a gaggle of SS "higher ups" before being presented with the decapitated head of her mate.
Charlotte at her most commanding - Eminently suitable for family viewing
