JUST For FUN # One (1) □ Recast J A W S

I hope no-one ever does  remake  that iconic  and perfect movie...... Pointless and doomed ....BUT....just for fun....if there was a shift in the cosmic axis, who would you throw into the sea to see the bloody ripples.
Any era, Any thesp. 

Wacky, Arthouse, Musical ,  Revisionist , Comedy,  Dark Version,..........you are the gaffer.      Cast  0ff and Cast  away.