How do you call someone fat without being rude.

"And like I could not look at her name tag since it is like on her boob and I would look creepy trying to notice that."


Hmmm. I don't quite believe that. But, if that's your story, stick to it.

Couldn't you simply have said: "Thank you. I'm (your name here), what is you name? I appreciate your help."

Name tags are, generally, worn on the upper front of the body. You can't look at them?