How do you call someone fat without being rude. Jul 25, 2021 0:56:38 GMT Dirty Santa PaulsLaugh and ellynmacg like this Quote Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostMemberGive GiftBack to Top Post by marianne48 on Jul 25, 2021 0:56:38 GMT If she was short, you could just call her "stocky." "Zaftig" might work, too.