If The First James Bond Movie Had Starred Abbott & Costello
Aug 23, 2021 11:37:08 GMT
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Post by Isapop on Aug 23, 2021 11:37:08 GMT
"So, Doctor No, we meet at last."
"Welcome to my lair, Mr. Bond. I've heard so much about you."
"Who is that lady with you, Dr. No?"
"Allow me to present my wife."
"Charmed. And what is her name?"
"Ida No."
"...This is your wife?"
"I just said she was."
"Good. What's her name?"
"Ida No."
"...You know your wife's name, don't you?"
"Certainly I know my wife's name!"
"OK, so tell me her name."
"I've been telling you her name!"
"Then what's her name?"
"Ida No!"
"You dunno your wife's name?"
"What kind of name is that?" I didn't say Yuda No, I said Ida No!"
"Musta been an arranged marriage. Got any kids?"
"We have one son."
"Great. What's your son's name?"
"Yul No."
"How?"
"How what?"
"How will I know his name?"
"Because I'm telling you."
"OK, then tell me your son's name."
"Yul No."
"I'll know?"
"Are you deaf? I didn't say Al No! I said Yul No! Al No's my brother!"
"Welcome to my lair, Mr. Bond. I've heard so much about you."
"Who is that lady with you, Dr. No?"
"Allow me to present my wife."
"Charmed. And what is her name?"
"Ida No."
"...This is your wife?"
"I just said she was."
"Good. What's her name?"
"Ida No."
"...You know your wife's name, don't you?"
"Certainly I know my wife's name!"
"OK, so tell me her name."
"I've been telling you her name!"
"Then what's her name?"
"Ida No!"
"You dunno your wife's name?"
"What kind of name is that?" I didn't say Yuda No, I said Ida No!"
"Musta been an arranged marriage. Got any kids?"
"We have one son."
"Great. What's your son's name?"
"Yul No."
"How?"
"How what?"
"How will I know his name?"
"Because I'm telling you."
"OK, then tell me your son's name."
"Yul No."
"I'll know?"
"Are you deaf? I didn't say Al No! I said Yul No! Al No's my brother!"