If The First James Bond Movie Had Starred Abbott & Costello
Aug 23, 2021 13:36:00 GMT
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Post by mattgarth on Aug 23, 2021 13:36:00 GMT
'M' and 007 consider the next case:
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"It must be the plan of Goldfinger."
"Go figure what plan?"
"Goldfinger's plan."
"Go figure whose plan?"
"Goldfinger's plan."
"You want me to go figure Gold's plan?"
"Not Gold's plan -- Goldfinger's plan!"
"Gold has a finger plan?"
"James, you have a licence to kill -- that's why you possess a double O."
"I'm a W.O. -- like a Warrant Officer?"
"No -- you're a Double O."
"You mean I've got two O's?"
"That's right -- an 'O' followed by another 'O'."
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"It must be the plan of Goldfinger."
"Go figure what plan?"
"Goldfinger's plan."
"Go figure whose plan?"
"Goldfinger's plan."
"You want me to go figure Gold's plan?"
"Not Gold's plan -- Goldfinger's plan!"
"Gold has a finger plan?"
"James, you have a licence to kill -- that's why you possess a double O."
"I'm a W.O. -- like a Warrant Officer?"
"No -- you're a Double O."
"You mean I've got two O's?"
"That's right -- an 'O' followed by another 'O'."