A pair of Blades socks

You guys are probably just unfamiliar with Jesus' lesser-known tenets-for-online-activity:

1) Though shalt post multitudinous Youtube links. 
2) Though shalt dub others "faggot" and "filth"
3) Though shalt endeavor to find out where other's kids sleep
4) Though shalt make up a whole new sister, admit to lying habitually, profit
5) Though shalt stem the tide of secular infection by posting bravely on an obscure and moderately populated discussion forum