Post by Primemovermithrax Pejorative on Jun 21, 2017 1:25:45 GMT
Haha yep. They want to make him a weak goof who needs women to teach him how to be a pirate. I actually dont mind that in theory, but there is so much of it already.
But then I am not interested in a young Han Solo movie.
Old Han was always a loser.
He was a bad smuggler, he didnt pay his debts to the biggest crime boss around, even after he got the money he STILL didnt pay him, and he likes to shoot people from behind or under tables. Poor Greedo, he tells Han that he may be able to get by without paying off Jabba by taking the Falcon, which was a piece of junk anyway. And Han kills him.
No wonder Greedo needed to approach him with a blaster, Han is a double crossing maniac!
He takes his friends to a hideout where the guy running it is black and betrays him, and who I might add, only agrees to help them because he realizes Vader wasn't going to be a bro about their gangsta pact.
and Han needed his girlfriend to rescue him.
Oh and when he beats the bounty hunter that caught him--he did it by accident while blind.
A hero he ain't.
But then I am not interested in a young Han Solo movie.
Old Han was always a loser.
He was a bad smuggler, he didnt pay his debts to the biggest crime boss around, even after he got the money he STILL didnt pay him, and he likes to shoot people from behind or under tables. Poor Greedo, he tells Han that he may be able to get by without paying off Jabba by taking the Falcon, which was a piece of junk anyway. And Han kills him.
No wonder Greedo needed to approach him with a blaster, Han is a double crossing maniac!
He takes his friends to a hideout where the guy running it is black and betrays him, and who I might add, only agrees to help them because he realizes Vader wasn't going to be a bro about their gangsta pact.
and Han needed his girlfriend to rescue him.
Oh and when he beats the bounty hunter that caught him--he did it by accident while blind.
A hero he ain't.