Post by Popeye Doyle on Jun 22, 2017 13:39:20 GMT
Let's see -
Anthony Hopkins has a robot butler.
Stanley Tucci shows up again but plays Merlin. Yeah, the fucking wizard.
We see puppy sized Dinobots and Marky Mark cuddles one as he praises it for finally breathing fire.
John Turturro spends his performance at a pay phone in Cuba.
We learn Bumblebee fought the Nazis in WWII.
Unicron is introduced but teased for the next movie.
So much visual noise.
Cybertron comes back to earth, aping the third movie.
I think Tyrese is in the movie but barely has any dialogue.
All this, and more, left me -
Anthony Hopkins has a robot butler.
Stanley Tucci shows up again but plays Merlin. Yeah, the fucking wizard.
We see puppy sized Dinobots and Marky Mark cuddles one as he praises it for finally breathing fire.
John Turturro spends his performance at a pay phone in Cuba.
We learn Bumblebee fought the Nazis in WWII.
Unicron is introduced but teased for the next movie.
So much visual noise.
Cybertron comes back to earth, aping the third movie.
I think Tyrese is in the movie but barely has any dialogue.
All this, and more, left me -