Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2017 16:36:39 GMT
Do not watch this crap. Especially in 3-D. Probably the worst film I've ever seen.
Which is a shame, because 1% of this is very beautiful cinema and excellent comedy. It's just a shame that 99% of it was EXCRUTIATING.
And I mean it. When it was good, it was superb. 1% of it.
And the action? I kid you not, a three year old playing with his action figures would not even have the audacity to portray what this film does. The kid would think it too unrealistic. Mark Wahlberg should have died LITERALLY 1000 times. He walks on top of Optimus whilst he's fighting Megatron. He falls massive heights hundreds of times! Oh, and who is The Last Knight? Mark Wahlberg. Yep. He's {chortle} descended from King Arthur. He holds aloft a sword and stops a 100m sword swung by a huge transformer dead in its tracks.
You've been warned.
Which is a shame, because 1% of this is very beautiful cinema and excellent comedy. It's just a shame that 99% of it was EXCRUTIATING.
And I mean it. When it was good, it was superb. 1% of it.
And the action? I kid you not, a three year old playing with his action figures would not even have the audacity to portray what this film does. The kid would think it too unrealistic. Mark Wahlberg should have died LITERALLY 1000 times. He walks on top of Optimus whilst he's fighting Megatron. He falls massive heights hundreds of times! Oh, and who is The Last Knight? Mark Wahlberg. Yep. He's {chortle} descended from King Arthur. He holds aloft a sword and stops a 100m sword swung by a huge transformer dead in its tracks.
You've been warned.