What happens when TPTB attempt gangster science.

There's actually a test to see how much crazy shit you've been indoctrinated to believe or can reasonably fake believing. If you either believe or can fake believing at least eight of the following ten hoaxes then you're in:

1) Non-Avian dinosaurs went extinct approximately 65 million years before humans evolved.

2) There is actual evidence to support humans sharing common ancestors with every living thing on the planet.

3) The Grand Canyon was carved out by millions of years of the Colorado River cutting through rock and not formed in just a few months by some great worldwide deluge.

4) The earth is an oblate spheroid that revolves around the sun.

5) Classifying Pluto as a minor planet was not yet another step in some great scientific conspiracy but just part of a normal reclassification system.

6) A drunk with a protractor may not be the best authority on astronomical phenomena.

7) The laws of probability do not apply to events that have already happened. If X has already happened then the probability of X is 100% regardless of what the probability may have been before X happened.

8) There is no evidence that "gangster science" is hiding the existence of Sasquatch, the Loch Ness Monster or the Chupacabra.

9) There is no such thing as a chemtrail unless the "chem" for chemical refers to the compound known as water in vapor form.

10) Ancient folklore is not equal or superior to actual scientific research when discussing a scientific topic.