"Spider-Man Homecoming" early reactions - generally good...

Yeah.  You mad. You're so angry you're not even making sense.  Well even less sense than usual. It must be amazingly heartbreaking to be such a meaningless loser that your whole self worth hinges on people agreeing with you about a movie.   What's that like? I'm betting it's soul crushing, right? To be honest, I often pity sad friendless little nothings like you.  Society can be so unfair to socially awkward fat sacks of shit. Add to that mess the fact you always wear dirty sour smelling marvel t shirts that don't begin to cover your fat tub of guts and it's understandable why everyone you meet laughs at you or looks away in disgust.  Then you open up that dick suck and make some snarky comment and any sympathy you might have received vanishes.   

I hope the Spidey movie reaches the level of average that  the bloggers and you are so desperately predicting.  Although you don't like the Rami movies and the consensus so far is that it's not as good as those so you will probably be in for another disappointment.  Like that time you thought you made your first friend but the gerbil died.