THE BOARD'S "LAUGHINGSTOCK"

If your linguistic abilities are an example of non-atrocious English, then I'll take this as a compliment.

And speaking of projection: Posters who create posts like these:should not lecture others about creating posts without substance. The mess quoted above contains nothing of substance. 

But maybe you're just trolling. Although years of experience on discussion boards have made me believe that there is no boundary to human stupidity...