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Post by marco26 on Aug 15, 2017 13:25:57 GMT
That time of year again...so, let me ask: do you participate in fantasy football? If you answer "yes," then please answer the following: 1. Do you play video games and do that season long thing where you run the team? 2. Do you dress up as Chewbacca at comic cons? 3. Do you have a life partner? 4. Do you enjoy Harry Potter films? 5. Ever seen a grown man naked? 6. Do you like soccer? Thanks in advance for your responses. 1. Who else would watch a Bills and Jags game on Thursday night besides Bills and Jags fans without fantasy football? 2. I have been married 11 years and have two children. 3. I have seen hundreds of grown men naked. . 1. Who would watch Bills v Jags on a Thursday night other than fantasy football players? Uhh, how about football fans. See that's the difference between you fantasy players and me -- I actually love football. You see football as a means to make money, have fun in a fantasy league, test your skills at selecting players... I see football as a sport that I love. I will watch Bills v Jags because I like football. That concept of actually liking something for what it is is very foreign to you, huh? You can't enjoy something just for what it is. When you eat dinner I guess you make a game of it --- ahh, I bet the peas will be finished before the potatoes. You can't just enjoy a meal. You can't just enjoy a Thursday night game between Bills and Jags. Sad. You need outside stimulation. You must be a drug addict. 2. Gay marriage was not the law of the land eleven years ago nor was gay couples adopting children, yet you've been married with two kids for 11 years...that makes you a regular Rosa Parks. You are a true trailblazer in gay rights. 3. Proof that you truly are married to a"wife" who has a penis. |
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