A Yorkshire man's wife died. Arranging the funeral, he asked for the epitaph on the headstone to read " She was thine". When he saw it sometime later it read "She was thin". He went round to the stonemason and complained "you missed the E off". No problem came the reply, "I will get it fixed" Later on the Yorkshire man visited his wife's grave to see the headstone now read "Ee, she was thin"