Post by Jep Gambardella on Aug 15, 2017 18:22:11 GMT
A Yorkshire man's wife died. Arranging the funeral, he asked for the epitaph on the headstone to read " She was thine". When he saw it sometime later it read "She was thin". He went round to the stonemason and complained "you missed the E off". No problem came the reply, "I will get it fixed" Later on the Yorkshire man visited his wife's grave to see the headstone now read "Ee, she was thin"
How many Germans does take to change a light bulb?...... One.
Had a one night stand with an optician last week. Wasnt great to be honest. She kept changing positions and asking "better,same,worse?"
What did the chicken say to the duck?
'You cross that road you'll never hear the end of it.'
What makes an ISIS joke funny
The execution
I asked friend how was life in North Korea. He said "I can't complain."
The Welsh have discovered two more uses for sheep;wool and meat.
A woman goes up to the assistant at a chemist shop and asks "Do you sell extra large condoms?"
"We do madam."
"Is it ok if I wait here for the first man who buys a packet then ?"
Would someone explain this one to me:
How to confuse a blonde
Paint yourself green and thr