Sophie's Choice: Sex Vs. Sports

In my lifetime, which is since 1970, The Eagles have never won the Super Bowl, The Sixers have won it once, the Flyers twice but not since 1975, and the Phillies twice. So that's 5 championships in 47 years, or one in a little over every 9 years. So I'll take sex and it's not even close. I wouldn't choose sports even if I lived in, say, Boston, NY, or Chicago.